For more than 25 years, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader has helped you learn amazing things you didn't know (and amazing things you didn't know you didn't know). Now, Uncle John will show you how to do things you didn't know how to do...and probably shouldn't ever, ever, ever actually do.
It's Uncle John's How to Toilet Train Your Cat. A new approach to survival guides and how-to books, this book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make commonplace items. If you're expecting how to make your own beef jerky," think again. This book shows how the sausage is made"—literally.
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